Make the world your playground.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.